Bus Trip Writings....

SHORT STORIES


Once upon a time there was a pig named Tarkunikah.  Tarkunikah didn't fear death at all, in fact, it was his dream to one day become the perfect ham, one that had been smoked and flavoured with hickory.  Tarkunikah's hope was that he would be given to a poor family and that they'd be able to live on him for many days.  Alas it was not meant to be, for he was eaten by a wolf.

An original by me.

One day in a land beyond the horizon, there lived an ent named Bigatrious.  Bigatrious was a young Ent and was being trained to become the "Ent of all Ents". It was his future duty to guide the ents.  This destiny Bigatrious did fulfill, but he had a bladder problem.

An original by me.

In the beginning of the day, an ogre was born.  It was the most hideous thing ever to walk the earth and it's name was Achoomachoopackododo.  Achoomachoopackododo knew that it's destiny was to become the most beautiful being to ever walk the earth.  This was its destiny because it was to experience every level of image so it could relate to these beings.  To become beautiful, Achoomachoopackododo, had to eat a spider, which it did and then it was beautfiul.  Plus, now Achoomachoopackododo could climb walls and shoot webs.

An original by me.

THOUGHTS


What do clouds think?
- Clouds think that people are funny because they're always running around.
- Clouds think that green and blue are wonderful colors but are sick of them because that's all they see.
- Clouds think up new dreams to give people.
- Clouds fear the day that they can no longer hold "it" in
- Clouds like cordon bleu
- Clouds think clouds are complicated


What is creativity?
-Creativity is the ability to capture bugs, but not any bugs; idea bugs.
What are idea bugs?
- Idea bugs are bugs that are made up of flooby-jooby gorbers.
What are floobyjooby gorbers?
-No one knows.


Any question?
-That is the question isn't it.
What is the question?
- Any question?
Exactly.


What is chaos?
-Chaos is A-B-D-C
-Chaos is 231, 233, 232
-Chaos is Coash
-Chaos is Magenta
-Chaos is not Ralph!!!!


LIMBER RICKS!


Girls think that they're so touch
but that's such a bluff
Guy's are strong
Girls are wrong
we can take them out in a huff


Girls are so very very icky
and they're so very picky
they can't make up their mind
on anything they find
and they are so fickly


The spider had a gigantic butt
when I was it I though, What?
It was an egg sac
I thought it was whack
that spider must be a slut!


I feel like there's a pressure building inside me
It's not something that I can see
I don't know what it ss
but i can guess
I think I really have t pee


The bus driver can see all
out of his mirror that is quite small
he knows what you're doing
and if you are pooing
but he makes sure you don't fall