Green Bread and Spaghetti

Have you ever gone out at night, looked at the stars, and wondered; "did i leave the fridge on?".

If NO, read 'a)'
If YES, read 'b)'

a) Then you forgot
b) How can you see the stars when your eyes are in the fridge?
c) Who told you to read 'c)'?
d) Why are you still reading these....
e) The instructions were quite clear on what you were allowed to read.
f) I'm going to bed now, and so should you.
g)
h) HA!  I bet you were excited to read 'g)' but HAHAHAA, there was nothing there!
i) ...
j) I'm not going to write anymore...
k)  ...
l)
m)  WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS!
n)  ...
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z) Notice anything?