Hyper Story Time

I am writing to you today, thats right, to YOU, my friend from Hong Kong.  Here are some stories for you to contemplate.

A toaster has two lives, the first we see every single day when we make toast.  The second we dont' get the opportunity to see.... EVER!  But I recently became friends with a toaster and he told me about it.  Here is his story.

"We're not on when we're off."

And there you have it!  Now you know!  Just Kidding!

There's so much more to happen yet!

The Toaster, in the mortal world, appears to be a motionless lump of steel that is only capable of changing bread into an entirely different substance known as toast.  Thats all we mortals see the toaster being capable of, but its really capable of much much more.
Every toaster is part in the mortal realm, and part in the tortal realm.  Fortunately for the toasters there are few turtles in the tortal realm, as turtles are the toasters mortal enemy.
The bug flew behind the big machine till it died!
In the tortal realm toasters are the supreme being and all other lifeforms live in fear of the toasters.  These other lifeforms are the beings of rye, whole wheat, cucumber, pumpernickel, bagel, and carrot!

The toasters are really really nice to everything though, they only toast things on the mortal side, and then only because mortals force them to.

The end!

The Beginning!

If flies fly kites what do mouses fly?
If alfalfa is spelt two and a third times how many alfalfa's do you have?
alfalfaalfalfaalf

NONE!!!!!

Okay, all my hyperneuroticism (i made that word up) is out.  Goodnight.

One final thought.

If you had the power to turn a piece of cheese into toast, would you?